he has claimed the refrigerator as his kingdom.
get out of there cat. that’s mummy’s hidey hole when she’s sick, not yours.
silly cat, you’re not meant to be in there! you’re not the present i asked for but you’ll do!
am i helping?
oh cat, somehow you are even weirder and more adorable when you sleep.
waiting to strike.
yes, you’re cuter than a bobblehead cat. now get out of the car.
you can’t fool me, cat. this chicken is going in the cooler, not your belly.
the smaller the kitty, the more bed space she takes up.(no but seriously cat, can i get in my bed or shall i just sleep on the ground?)
get down from there cat. that’s the neighbor’s roof and they have a big dog.
get out of there cat. you are not vegetables.