Anonymous asked: WHAT SHIFT KEY IT'S JUST FUNNY LETTERS AND THE CAP SLOCK IS GLOWING I WANT TO BAT IT so i did whoa whoa oh my goodness THIS IS NEW INFORMATION I LIKE THIS CAP SLOCK
-CAT
well i also got this: Anonymous asked:
I don’t think he figured out the shift key… he probably accidently pounced on the caps lock.
so yeah. get off that caps lock key cat. you can’t even spell it right you are a cat.
submitter asked: “should this be allowed??” answer: no. no. definitely no.
get out of there cats. you cannot be in that tub. tubs are where we put lots of water and you do not like water you are cats. and since there are two of you that will be so much worse when there is water in there.
take that off cat. you cannot wear that shirt. shirts are not for cats they are for humans. and do you know what you are cat? a cat. so no shirt.
get out of there cat. you are not trash. that is for crumpled papers and chewed gum. you had better not have gum stuck in your fur now cat but if you do maybe you will learn your lesson then.
Get out of there cat. You are not books and items to be packed. you are a cat and cannot be in that box. If I were to pack you and tape up the box you wouldn’t be very happy because you are not books or a sweater you are just a cat.
get out of there cat. you cannot be in that bag. not everything that i carry around is a hiding place for you. you need to be more considerate of other people’s needs cat.
get out of there cat. you cannot be in my suitcase. just because you blend in with it does not mean i don’t see you right there. i do.
get out of there cat. you cannot hide between the screen and the window. there’s not even room for you to lay there. you should just be gracious that i am allowing you to sit on the windowsill at all cat because you are pushing it with all this rule breaking.
get out of there cat. that shelf is not for you. it is supposed to be for beauty supplies. just because it is not currently occupied by said supplies does not mean you can sit there. really you shouldn’t be in a bathroom at all you are a cat.
get off of there cat. you cannot be on the internet. the internet is not for cats to surf on it is to look at cats on. and anyway you can’t lay on the keyboard like that you are pushing all the buttons at once. you don’t know anything about computer care and that is because you are a cat.
get off of there cat. you do not belong on that chair. that chair is for humans. you are not a human you are a cat.
awildchase asked: Hey this is the chick that asked about declawing cats and I just want to thank you for your help! The emails about other people's suggestions were really helpful and I will just fight it and/or use the soft claws. The soft claws were really interesting and luckily they have a neutral color because my cat is a guy. Lol, they look like nail polish =D.
Thanks again!!!
i’m excited to hear that! good luck with fighting it, and be sure to send in a pic of him wearing softclaws so i can publish it.
