"well hot damn! i’m a musical genius!!"
"you have a face? i ALSO have a face! let’s compare."
mad props to this cat, man. that is some self control.
take that off cat. you are not headed out to a glitter party.
take that off cat. you are not a leprechaun. it’s not even march.
tone it down cat. i’ll feed you at the normal time.
get out of there cat. you are not irresponsibly siphoned water.
get out of there cat. you are not cute new clothes. you don’t even go in my closet.
get off of me cat. i am not a mattress. if i were i wouldn’t be a very good one what with all the lumps.
take that off cat.
get out of there cat. you are not noodles. i cannot eat you with chopsticks.
get out of there cat. or i’m going to lock you in.