there will be no patriots fans in this house, cat.
get down from there cat. those aren’t real trout.
my salmon cooking does not need your supervision, cats.
you’re not fooling anyone, cat. we know you weren’t paying attention that day we tried to teach you to tell time.
get off of there cat or my computer’s going on top of you.
i’m impressed with your selfie, cat. how did you hold the phone?
Hi Sebastian has this phobia i guess you would call it of eating alone, he won’t eat unless someone is in the same room eating as him, i dont know why and we’ve taken him to the vet to see if it’s a stomach problem on why he wasn’t eating until we started to notice a pattern, only when you’re in the room eating will he start to chow down on his food. So we put his bowl on his side of the table and he eats Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner with us. He’ll wait till you’re seated and eating to start on his meal, it’s really sweet, though we still have no idea why he does it.
WHAT THATS THE CUTEST THING EVER OMG
i was going to the bathroom when
i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid
it looks like a speedboat
it’s an ass sink
so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what
OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN THERE
get out of there cat. no wonder i’m covered in your fur all the time, even after my shower.
escape plan to get outside: hide as trash. clever.
cat. get out of there. you’re making the internet fuzzy and certainly aren’t helping the hopeless mess of cords down there.