seriously cat. how am i supposed to get up to feed you now?
get out of there cat. you are not an arm.
cut it out cat. we are moving next week, so you and your friend need to stop playing “the floor is lava” and starting being a little more helpful. these boxes aren’t going to pack themselves.
get out of there cat. you cannot trick us into thinking you are the center piece again. we know what you will do to the meatloaf.
get off of there cat. that is not how you use a chair. you know nothing.
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The Seanachaidh
get out of there cat. you’ll drown in there. you’re tiny.
get out of there cat. you are not dirty dishes. you do not need to have food cleaned off of you.
you’re all brave and Mufasa - like, yeah yeah yeah…just wait until i break out the vacuum.
get out of there cat. that is not your food bowl. that is where we keep the rest of the food. you have some serious control issues cat.
get out from under there cats. that umbrella is not for you. it’s not even raining in here. and don’t you know that having umbrellas open indoors is bad luck anyway? why are you trying to destroy my life cats?
get out of there cat. you cannot get in the Wii controller box. you wouldn’t even fit, you’re a 14lb longhair! and other cat, why aren’t you trying to stop him? just sitting there watching is guilt by inactivity. shame on you other cat.