get out of there cat. you are not an ornament. and don’t open any of my presents!
santa will be so disappointed.
get out of there cat. you are not a gift from Santa.
get out of there cat. you are not a gift, and neither is your sneeze-inducing fur.
get out of there cat. you are not an elf.
get out from under there cat. you’re not a present.
get out of there cat. you are NOT a Christmas present!
get off of there cat. stop eyeing santa like that.
catzilla leaves his destruction in the gingerbread village.
get out of there cat. you’ve already broken 4 different baubles. please don’t break more.
take that off cat! you look like the grinch with that grumpy face on. it isn’t even christmas anymore.
get out of there cat. you are not beautifully wrapped like all of the other presents.
hold still cat, then we’ll do a “silly” pose.
get out of there cat. Christmas is long over. it is much too late for you to be a present.