get out of there cat. you are not an ornament. and don’t open any of my presents!
santa will be so disappointed.
get out of there cat. you are not a gift from Santa.
get out of there cat. you are not a gift, and neither is your sneeze-inducing fur.
get out of there cat. you are not an elf.
get out of there cat. you’ve already broken 4 different baubles. please don’t break more.
hold still cat, then we’ll do a “silly” pose.
get out of there cat. Christmas is long over. it is much too late for you to be a present.
googly eyes will get you nowhere, cat. it’s way past Christmas already and your climbing post, er, Christmas tree, is coming down.
get out of there cat. i don’t think you’d make a good present.
get out of there cat. you are not a festive ornament or bauble of Christmas cheer. You are a cat.
get out of there cat. you are not this year’s gift. Santa brought you in 2008.