be patient cat. gooey cookies don’t taste good when they’re all over the kitchen floor.
get away from there cat. you know nothing about the amendments. you probably think it’s silly to fight over anything besides the best spot in the house.
get out of there cat. you are not taco bell hot sauce. you are not spicy and delicious on tacos and burritos. silly cat.
get out of that toilet paper roll kitten. you are not toilet paper you should not be there right now. we do not use you to blow our nose or wipe our bums that would be gross and you wouldn’t like it either.