Cats. Where they do not belong.

get away from there cat. you do not need to work out. kittens are not supposed to be all big and muscly they are supposed to be teeny and adorable

get away from there cat. you cannot facebook chat. facebook is for humans and you are not a human you are a cat.

(via oopsqha)

get out of there cat. you do not belong in a drawer. why did you even label that drawer for you, cats should not sleep in drawers.

(via earlybirdcatchestheworm-deactiv)

get off of there cat. you cannot lay on that saint bernard he is not a bed he is a saint bernard.

get off of there cat. you cannot play the piano. your legs aren’t even long enough to reach the pedals.

get out of there cat. you do not belong in there that is a box for shoes. what if your owner decides he wants to store his shoes in there and you are in the way?

get out of there cat. you do not belong in the cupboard with the sugar. i know you are very sweet cat but that doesn’t mean you should live with the sugar.

(via jyagaimonoki)

get out of there cats. you should not be mountain climbing on chairs and then hiding in lamps you should be chasing mice. silly cats.

side note: the kittens belong to my aunt and uncle, and we were babysitting. my cat is sitting on the arm of the chair there supervising…she was NOT happy about having roommates.

get off of there cat. that is a car not a cat rest. i hope that the driver does not decide he wants to drive with the top down while you are still up there or you will feel very silly cat. 

don’t even think about it cat. i know that it is of the upmost importance that you catch that fly that is buzzing around your house but you will knock over all those pictures that are hanging there. 

get out of there cat. you cannot have your kittens in a hole in the ground they should be at a cat hospital.

side note: this cat had her babies in the hole that had been cut in the ground so that we could have windows in the basement of our sorority home. all the cats were adopted out and then our cook took momma cat to be spayed. she hung out around the house for awhile and we fed her, and then our other cook had her daughter adopt her :-)

get out of there cat. you are not hiding you are behind glass. even if that wasn’t see through i could still see your tail.

get out of there cat. you do not need to shower you are self cleaning. you don’t even like to be wet.

get out of there cat. you cannot play in a bag that is for carrying things. you do not want to be carried so get out of that bag.

get out of there cat. you do not belong in a basket with bunnies. don’t you know that bunnies and cats are mortal enemies?