Cats. Where they do not belong.

what are you doing in my purse cat? no, we cannot go on a shopping spree.

05/20/13

get out of there cat. you’re too big to be in a sling. i’ve already made an appointment with the chiropractor.

05/18/13

get out of there cat. you don’t clean up messes. you make them.

05/13/13

“get in loser we’re going shopping”

05/13/13

escape plan to get outside: hide as trash. clever.

spoonfacekillah.tumblr.com

05/12/13

get out of there cat. i have to go to school. you’re going to make me late.

05/11/13

get out of there cat. we’re not going shopping.

05/10/13

get out of there cat. you are not a Christmas present. more like a halloween trick.

05/9/13

Caught in the ACT!

top secret government footage of how the crafty felines crawl in crevices where they do not belong!

Step 1: THE PRYING

STEP 2: THE WEDGING

STEP 3: THE PENETRATION

STEP 4: SUCCESS

05/8/13

get out of there cat. goodwill doesn’t want you.

05/8/13

cat. seriously. my brother does not want whatever gifts you have to bring him from my purse. why can’t you just kill rodents like a normal cat.

05/6/13

get out of there cat. that is not a bed.

05/4/13

POPPIN’ TAGS

05/3/13

nice camouflage.

05/1/13

get out of there cat. i have no intention of returning you. and you came from the Humane Society not a store.

05/1/13