get out of there cat. you are not boxers or socks.
get out of there cat. you are not trash. have a higher opinion of yourself.
get out of there cat, or i’ll put dirty washing on you.
get out of there cat. you aren’t fooling anyone. we know you’re not a plant.
get out of there cat. i ask you to help with the laundry just this one time and you go and take another nap.
you know the only reason you can sleep there is because i think you’d rip my face off if i tried to stop you.
cat just because it looks comfy doesn’t mean it’s your new bed
get out of there cat. you don’t even respect that this basket is collectible and purely decorative.
get off of my embroidery cat. i worked too hard on those for them to be squished and torn by your claws.
get out of there cat. you are not a groceries or flowers from a farmer’s market. you are a cat.
get out of there cat. you’re not a blanket. you don’t belong there. in fact, you can’t even keep me warm like a Snuggie can..
get out of there cat. you don’t belong in a basket.
get out of there cat. you are not the easter bunny. you are a kitty.
“What do you mean this basket is only for potatoes?”
i mean it’s only for potatoes.
get out of there cat. you are not dirty laundry. you dont even like getting a bath.