get out of there cat. it is not bath time.
get out of there cat. you cannot have the bathtub every waking moment. some of us can’t clean our every crevice with our tongue.
cat you make no sense. please explain how you can love bubble baths and still call yourself a cat.
get out of there cat. you do not like baths. you do not even like a bit of rain.
get out of there cats. it is not time for a bath. nor would you be thrilled if I turned on the water anyway.
get out of there cat. you don’t use Garnier Fructis for a strong shiny coat that lasts.
stop staring at me while i’m taking a bath. that’s a little creepy.
get off of there cat. you’re not clothing, and you know you don’t like baths
hey cat - get out of there - that’s my bath!
get out of there cat. those fish aren’t real.
get out of there cat. don’t you know how gross this is? i ran like 5 miles today. in the rain.
get out of there cat. you lick yourself every day why would you have to shower.
get out of there cat. that is the opposite of your “happy place”