a little personal space, cat?
get out of there cat. sinks are not beds.
get out of there cat. you don’t like baths.
yes, yes, your “Psycho” impression is spot on.
i don’t need to brush my teeth or anything. thanks for helping me save three minutes in my morning routine cat.

get out of there cat. that is for people. use your litter box.
cat! what are you doing? that is not where you pee. and look what you have done to the rug!
GET OUT OF HERE CAT! I’M NAKED!
get away from there cat. that room is ocupado.
get out of there cat. you don’t belong in the bathroom stand. especially while I’m trying to clean it. these cleaners must not smell good to your kitten nose.
under an umbrella while in the bath? i think that’s a little counter-productive cat…
get out of there cat. you’re beautiful the way you are - don’t listen to that scale.
cat you are twenty pounds and that shelf is plastic. stop this nonsense.