get out of there cat. i don’t want to lie on you.
stop guilt tripping me, cat. i let you in literally 5 seconds after you started scratching at the door.
get out of there cat. you’re fuzzy like a blanket, but you’re not actually a blanket. blankets shed less.
get out of there cat. you are not laundry and you almost got trodden on.
nice bonnet cat. too bad it’s actually a blanket.
stop hogging the bed cat.
get out of there cat. you are not a human and are way too small for this bed. we will lose you.
get out of there cat. i really need to finish laundry and you’re not helping.
actually this is exactly where you belong. stay cat.
get out of there cat. you are not a burrito.
get out of there cat. you are not a burrito.
get out of there cat. stop hogging all the blankets.
get out of there cat. you are not a blanket. quit giving me the stink eye. you knew this was coming.