leave some blanket for me, eh?
get out of there cat. i need to go to bed too and you’ve taken my blankets.
get out of there cat. before you are completely lost in the bed. i know you like cuddly places but i am beginning to think that cuddly places like you too.
get off of there cat. you don’t even understand that you are supposed to sleep under covers not on top of them.
quit hogging all the blankets cat.
get out of there cat. that’s my side of the bed and you know it.
get out of there cat! those are my sheets and i don’t appreciate you getting hair all over them.
get out of there cat. my new comforter has no cover and you’re meant to lay UNDER it.
get out of there cat. you aren’t slick. i can see you in the covers. u haz no ninja skillz. i guess you need the practice though.
get out of there cat. i see you agree that microfleece robes are great in the winter but you have other blankets to snuggle in that weren’t meant for me to wear. and a fur coat.
get off of there cat. i made that bed for myself not so you could mess it up.
cat just because it looks comfy doesn’t mean it’s your new bed
dammit cat. the whole reason i started making my bed was to minimize my contact with your allergen-rich dander. the house is 80 degrees fahrenheit and you have fur. you do not need blankets.
get out of there cat! you can’t join our pj party…
get out of there cat. this is my bed not yours.