using the strategy guide is cheating, mom. also it’s comfy.
i know you may feel threatened by my books cat, but you don’t have to guard them.
get off of there cat. i still have a reading assignment whether or not you block my books.
get off of there cat! i’m trying to read a game of thrones and i don’t need you getting comfortable on top of my book.
please cat. I’m trying to study.
get off my homework cat. my world can revolve around you after I’m done.
get off of there cat. i am trying to entertain myself on the car trip. get your butt off my book.
get out of there cat. you are not going to be resold for a fraction of your worth.
get off of there cat. i am trying to read my notes.
that awkward moment when you’re trying to study and suddenly…CAT.
get off of there cat. you’re breaking the spine.
cat, you are not helping with getting my homework done at all.
okay, cat. the plot was going nowhere anyway.
get out of there cat. you are not my child. you are not invited to the bedtime story reading. there are no cats in this book anyway.
get off of that cat! that is my Game of Thrones book, not your pillow.