cat. you no iz a book, okie? nice job knocking all the books on the shelf over though..kthanxbai.
get out of there cat. i need to put my books away…and start a new one.
get out of there cat. that’s a book shelf not your personal bath.
get off there cat. consulting is not for you, but you’re very good a freeloading.
get out of there cat. that’s where books go, and you don’t even fit.
cat, i know you feel oppressed and unappreciated but running off into the forest to join the clans is not a good idea. it’s a long walk and you’ll certainly get cold. now get off my books.
you make no sense cat. you have plenty of soft places to sit yet you choose the bookcase on top of uneven books.
your name is juniper, but you have no place in the garden.
get out of there cat. you are not a book. nor are you a supervisor of rearranging furniture.
get out of there cat. you are not books or important papers or anything else that needs to be put in a cabinat.
get out of there cat. until you learn to read, you cannot appreciate American poetics and Marxist theory.
get out of there cat. you are not reading material.
cat, you make it really hard to study sometimes.
you do not need to be archived.
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