get out of there cat. you are not a book. nor are you a supervisor of rearranging furniture.
get out of there cat. you are not reading material.
get off of there cat. you are not books. you do not contain pages or stories.
get out of there cat. you are not a riveting tale nor a provocative prose. you are a cat.
get out of there cat. you are not a novel for me to read.
get out of there cat. how did you even get there?
get out of there cat. you are not a grad student, let alone a 2 inch binder.
get down from there cat. you aren’t supposed to knock my stuff over to make yourself room. just get yourself a nice chair, please.
get out of there cat. you are not a science fiction novel.
get off of there cat. you are not a book and you don’t even know how to get down.
get out of there cat. i know you get jealous when i pay attention to my books and not to you but this does not change the fact that i cannot read you.
get off of there cat. you’re not a book. you don’t stay still long enough.
get off of there cat. you are not makeup nor a towel. your presence is not needed here.
get down from there cats. you are not books. i cannot read you.