get out of there cat. i am not going to cook you.
come on cat, we just washed the mashed potatoes out of that.
cat, you are not a Caramel Egg. you are covered with fur, not chocolate, and i somehow doubt there is caramel underneath it. you’re not even egg shaped.
get out of there cat. i know you want a snack but you are not fish food… and my fish is not your food.
get out of there cat! you don’t want to be dog food!
get out of there cat. that bowl is not for you its for salad.
get out of there cat. you are not cookie dough.
um, get out of there cat. the dog’s coming and you know how he gets confused.
get out of there cat. you’re not my soup.
silly kitty! bowls are for fruit!
cute, cat, but i’m not feeding you again.
um. you are not dog food.
get out of there cat. you are not decorative.
get out of my antique centerpiece. you are not an antique. you are two.
get out of there cat. we already have a centerpiece on the table. no one wants to stare at you licking your butt while they eat.