get off of there cat. no it’s not breakfast time. it’s two in the morning and it’s your fault i’m awake.
get out of there cat. you may not eat your breakfast at the table. you ignore all the rules of brunch etiquette.
get down from there cat. you cannot read the morning paper and i won’t serve you breakfast at the table. you wouldn’t like bacon and eggs anyway.
get down from there cat. that cereal is not for your breakfast. you wouldn’t even like it if i did try to feed you some.
get off of there cat. you cannot be on my coffeemaker. the jingle says that the best part of waking up is folger’s in your cup. not cat hair. why would anyone want cat hair in their cup that is just ridiculous.
get away from there cat. you cannot eat french toast. you don’t even know what french means why would you want to eat their toast.
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