get out of there cat. nice try, but i’m not eating my dinner off of you.
get out of there cat. you are not any form of tasty junk food which i’d like to consume.
get out of there cat. you are not cleaning supplies.

get out of there cat. you are not books or important papers or anything else that needs to be put in a cabinat.

get out of there cat. you are not food that should be stored in the cabinet.
don’t you know cats aren’t allowed to drink wine and martinis??
get out of there cat! you are not dry goods.
get out of there cat. you’re not cosmetics.
get out of there cat. you are not foodstuffs nor food receptacles therefore you have no need to be on this cupboard.
i told you, i don’t need your food receipts to claims on my taxes.
get out of there cat. you can’t wear headphones. they will never fit over your ears.
get out of there cat. you are not dishes.
get out of there cat. you are not alcohol. and i’m going to need to see some ID if you are going to hang out here.
get out of there cat. i cannot boil water in you.
get out of there cat. that cabinet is for food processors and blenders and last time i checked you are neither. although you do like food. but you are still not used for chopping things into tiny pieces or making delicious smoothies.