get out of there cat. this is not the Shark Tank and i am not investing in what you have to offer, even if you are sitting in that executive office chair.
don’t yell at me you’re not my real mom
get out of there kitten. you do not belong in the chair. you look ridiculous.
get off of those cats. just go lounge in front of the tv or something. look! you got permission!
get out of there cat. i was sitting there. and i feel like you should put on a pair of pants or something.
wrong part of the chair to sit on cat.
get out of there cat. i know you were there first, but i have a lot of work to do.
get out of there cat. you’re going to start a fight. the other cat was there first and doesn’t like when you sit that close.
no no no, cat. you sit on the chair to eat. you don’t eat the chair.
no cat, that is not how you sit on a chair.
get off of there cat. as soft and cuddly as you are, I don’t think you will enjoy being a seat cushion.
yes, cat, clearly that is the perfect hunting perch. well done.
“get out of there cat and stop being so bad”
“what? being bad?! no way! this is just… how you say… hide and go look find?”
“yeah”
get off of there cat. that chair is for everyone not just you.
get off of there cat. my seat not yours.