it’s 2013, cat. out of the closet.
get out of there cat. i have enough junk in the closet as it is.
it can’t possibly be comfortable up there. and turn off your laser beams.
get out of there cat. you are not a towel.
get out of my closet cat. i don’t think you’d like it if I tried to wear you to school tomorrow.
get out of there cat. you are not my dress shirt.
get out of there cat! you are not part of tomorrow’s work outfit!
get out of there cat. you are not cleaning products.
you do not need to be archived.
Kim Gorenko: Soda
get down from there cat. you cannot borrow my jeans.
get out of there cat. you cannot wear human clothes.
get out of there cat. you are not a bird. and you cannot fly…
get out of there cats. you won’t leave me feeling dry and clean after a shower.
get out of there cat. You are not a clothing item, you are a cat. I don’t even know how you managed to get in the closet for the soul reason that it is very high off of the ground and you only have 3 fully functioning legs. come on, cat.