get out of there cat. you cannot be folded.
get out of there cat! you can’t wear my clothes. you are not a size 3.
get out of my closet cat. i don’t think you’d like it if I tried to wear you to school tomorrow.
get out of there cat. though you are soft, you are not laundry.
that was a really nice try, you almost got away with it. but I can still see you. get out of there cat. you’re getting fur all over the clothing inside.
get out of there cat. i don’t want to be stuck wearing fuzzy clothes for the rest of the week.
get out of there cat. you are not laundry. you are a cat.
get out of there cat! you’re not a pair of shorts!
get out of there cat. you’re not clean clothes.
get out of there cat. you are not my work pants!
get out of there cat. i know that you like to cuddle with the warm laundry but i don’t appreciate you surprising me every time i pick up the basket.
maybe kitty needs to be washed too?
cat, you’re making my clothes furry.
did you find my missing sock?
don’t look so pleased with yourself. unless your goal was to make me waste water by rewashing my clothes. in that case, well done.