that’s not how you pick what to wear cat.
get out of my laundry cat. it was in a neat pile before you started to play with it.
get out of there cat. you are not a pair of my freshly laundered knickers!
get out of there cat. you don’t need to be washed with the other clothes. you can wash yourself.
get out of there cat. i cannot wear you to school today.
get out of there cats. you cannot help me sort the lights and darks.
get out of there cat. i need something to wear today.
get out of there cat. you are not boxers or socks.
get off of there cat. at least lie on something black.
get out of there cat. you are not the clothes i ordered. i can’t even wear you.
get off of there cat. that is not a catwalk.
get out of there cat. you’re not my laundry.
as if i need another thing to fold.
get out of there cat. those were folded all nice, but now they’re just scrunched up. not ok.