Cats. Where they do not belong.

get out of here cat. you are not a coat

get off my coat, cat. i need it. that white stuff outside isn’t as nice once you’re in it.

get out of there cat. you are not an arm.

get out of there cat. you’re not the only one who’s cold, and i don’t have a fur coat. just the one you’re sitting on.

get out of that coat cat. i don’t see this modelling career going anywhere.

get out of there cat. thanks to the unseasonably cold weather i need to wear that at least once more before you can claim it as your summer home.

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get out of there cat. i put that hood on my head. i do not want your fur in my hair. don’t be jealous of that fake fur cat. last time i tried to wear you as a scarf you scratched me. a lot.

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ok, cat. since you don’t have your own fur you may wear a vest. but only from the months of november to february. 

oh cat. i know you wish you could get out of there. this is why you should not go where you do not belong. it just gets you stuck in trouble… and sleeves…

get off of there cat. i know it’s Minnesota and it’s February and you’re cold but i’m sorry to say this cat: you are fat. you really don’t need this coat as much as me. and the feather hood clashes with your fur anyway.

get out of there cat. you cannot wear a coat. coats are not for cats they are for humans because humans do not have fur. and you have plenty of fur because you are a cat.

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take of that coat cat. you don’t need a coat you have plenty of fur.