you’re not fooling anyone, cat. we know you weren’t paying attention that day we tried to teach you to tell time.
Posts tagged "coca cola"
get out of there cat. you are not the world’s most refreshing beverage. you’re just fuzzy. no one wants fuzzy drinks.
get out of there cat. that is not for you. you are not delicious sugary goodness tinted with cherry flavor.
get out of there cat. you are not a sugary soda beverage. i don’t think you would like it if I drank you. neither would my throat. i bet you burn a lot on the way down.
get out of there cat. you are not a can of coke. you do nothing to keep me cool on a hot day nor do you keep me awake at work.
get out of there cat. you are not soda. i cannot recycle you or save your pop tab to help the homeless you are a cat.
get off of there cat. you are not a collector of vintage Coke items. you do not know how to store them properly so as to retain their value and then sell them for profit. you think they are just for sitting on. antiques are not for sitting on cat unless it’s an antique chair and sometimes not even then. but you don’t understand antiquing you are a cat.
get out of there cat. you are not a can of coke. you are not the world’s most refreshing beverage. you are the last thing i want to drink on a hot day and that is because you are not a coke you are a cat. a poor, delusional cat who thinks she is soda.
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