i stole this idea from STFU, Parents and i love reading what you guys write when you reblog my pictures so i thought it would be a good idea. our first winner: 
thank you, socially awkward platypus. even though i object to some of your choice words, i appreciate that your fandom stretches beyond the narrow realm of cat photos and into the rest of the tumblrverse. were i not married and working i would certainly take a day to come caption your life. you rule.