if your security animal is bigger than you, you may have a problem.
ok, maybe i do have a hoarding issue.
get out of there cat. i don’t want you gift-wrapped.
stop judging me cat. just because you’re sitting up there doesn’t mean you get to make comments about my internet habits.
get out of there cat. you cannot defeat the cookie daleks by eating them. that task falls to one person and one person only. that’s right, me.
get out of there cats. you cannot help me sort the lights and darks.
get down from there cat. that isn’t a space heater.
can you find the cat? she thinks she’s camouflaged.
get down from there cat. you are knocking over all my stuff. i know you love your treats but i just gave you a bunch. greedy cat.
get down from there cat. you are not a sous-chef. you would get fur in the flour.
get out of there cat. you are not an item of clothing or a dirty piece of underwear. you are a cat. your whiskers do not need cleaning.