get down from there cat. it’s a new house. you will get used to it.
get off of there cat. leave the baby sitting to the humans.
get out of there cat. you are not a decorative arrangement.
get off of there cat. that is my laptop keyboard not a kitty heating pad.
get off of there cat. that is to help my child hold up his floppy head, not for you to claim.
get out of there cat. you’re not allowed in the crib. i mean we can see you on the baby monitor.
get off there cat. you are not going on this trip. you would hate vegas.
i know you’re jealous of the attention my belly is getting, cat, but no amount of fur spread all over this new furniture is going to help you when what’s in my stomach actually gets here.
i already scoop your poop twice a day, cat. please don’t demand we move to diapers.
get out of there cat. you do not want to be dog food.