get out of there cat. you do not need your diaper changed. you poop in a box not a diaper.
get out of there cat. i know you’re excited about the baby coming but that does not mean you can wait for him in his crib.
i know you’re jealous of the attention my belly is getting, cat, but no amount of fur spread all over this new furniture is going to help you when what’s in my stomach actually gets here.
get down from there cat. i do not want to chase you all around the kitchen.
get out of there cat. you are clearly not a human baby. and now my actual human baby is going to get allergies.
get off of there cat. you are not a toddler nor is there a mattress on the bed for you to sit on properly. you are going to fall. mom wants to be able to sell that frame cat. please do not break it because you fell.
get out of there cat. that is a crib for a baby not a kitty bunk bed. i know there is no baby in there right now but there will be soon and you will not like that cat because babies are loud. louder than you when you haven’t been fed right at 5.30, even.
oh very good cat. you are keeping that baby nice and safe. you have to be quiet though our else he will wake up and you will not like the noise he makes. you are very good at being quiet though you are a cat.