get out of there cat. you don’t even know how to crochet.
get off of there cat. you are not a granny square.
yes cat, i can see that you fit perfectly in the stool cover i’m crocheting. but you know what else fits perfectly in it? the stool i’m making it for.
get off of there cat. i got that box to put my crochet stuff in because you wouldn’t stay off my yarn, and you’ve still found a way to be on it! i admire your persistence but i need to get something out of there.
get out of there cat. your fur is soft and pretty and warm but i can’t crochet a sweater out of you.
get off of there cat. how am i supposed to crochet with your tail wrapped around my head? Not that you understand anything about my adorable coffee cup sleeves you are a cat.