Cats. Where they do not belong.

get out of there cat. nice try, but i’m not eating my dinner off of you.

get out of there cat. you’re not kitchen towels and you’ll only shred them as soon as i walk away.

get out of there cat. you are not foodstuffs nor food receptacles therefore you have no need to be on this cupboard.

get out of there cat. you don’t belong in the cupboard.

ghat are you doing in there cat.  you are not cup.  i no can drink out of you.

get out of there cat. what are you doing in the cupboard? you’re not a kitchen appliance.

get out of there cat. you are not cups. i cannot fill you up with liquid to consume for hydration you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you can’t jump up on counter and open cupboard doors. and you definitely can’t sit in the cupboard once you get the door open. you are not a cup or mug or any type of drinking glass. i don’t appreciate finding fur in my cups cat.

get out of there cat. i do not appreciate you judging me for not having clean dishes by so clearly pointing out the place where they are supposed to be. i do dishes on my schedule because i am the human and i make the rules. besides what do you care if i have clean dishes you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you are not food. i cannot eat you for breakfast. you will not give me the energy to jumpstart my day you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you do not belong in the cupboard. you are not a packet of rice. you won’t find any cat food in there just human food which you won’t even like because you are a cat.

get out of there cat. and stay away from my margarita mix. that is for me. yes only me. don’t judge me cat.

get out of there cat. just because you’re hanging out by the food doesn’t mean that you’ll get to eat any sooner. you just need to learn patience. which you probably never will because you are a cat.

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get out of there cat. one i need to put clean dishes in there. two they are not clean once you sit on them. this is not nice at all. but what do i expect from you you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you are not a cup. i cannot pour a liquid in you and then drink it. if i did then i would have a lot of cat hair in my stomach and i don’t think i would feel too well then.