Posts tagged "diet coke"
no cat, you are not a Diet Coke. (you do seem pretty caffeinated though.)

no cat, you are not a Diet Coke. (you do seem pretty caffeinated though.)

get out of there cat. you are not diet coke, even if you are the same color!

get out of there cat. you are not diet coke, even if you are the same color!

see cat, this is the kind of picture you want to take off facebook before posting your resume on linked in.

see cat, this is the kind of picture you want to take off facebook before posting your resume on linked in.

get out of there cat. you are not carbonated.
please consider donating $5 to the indy mutt strut here: http://register.indymuttstrut.org/goto/getoutoftherecat

get out of there cat. you are not carbonated.

please consider donating $5 to the indy mutt strut here: http://register.indymuttstrut.org/goto/getoutoftherecat

get out of there cat. i see that empty diet coke bottle there. you are singlehandedly doubling the soda budget in this house. i mean at least offer to chip in next time i go to the store.

get out of there cat. i see that empty diet coke bottle there. you are singlehandedly doubling the soda budget in this house. i mean at least offer to chip in next time i go to the store.

get out of there cat.  you are not a tasty low-calorie beverage.

get out of there cat.  you are not a tasty low-calorie beverage.

get out of there cat. you are not diet coke. you are not a diet soda with real coke taste you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you are not diet coke. you are not a diet soda with real coke taste you are a cat.

22 years of drinking every coke product imaginable has paid off in a BIG way!

22 years of drinking every coke product imaginable has paid off in a BIG way!

cj and peanut enjoying the gift.

cj and peanut enjoying the gift.

cats being unnecessarily afraid of my wonderful gift from diet coke!

cats being unnecessarily afraid of my wonderful gift from diet coke!

a gift!

so chris and i are sitting watching trainspotting - you know, normal monday night - and someone knocks at the door. i’m thinking it’s got to be the repair guys to fix our bathroom sink but it’s a UPS guy. he hands chris the pictures i ordered from snapfish and then says, “can you help me move your fridge up?”

so chris and i are just dumbfounded. like stood there in silence and then said, “fridge? really?” so chris goes out to help him move up this mini fridge. i walk out and say “are you sure this is for us?” while chris is suggesting it might be a wedding present. meanwhile i’m thinking who in the world would get us a mini fridge. anyway…

chris points out that it is addressed specifically to me. then i see something taped to the side of the box that says “Thank you!” and i realize - Diet Coke sent it to us for mentioning them on the site!!!

so we get it out of the box and of course it is also filled with a case of Diet Coke. peanut and tubby were so scared by all the commotion that they went to hide under the bed, and peanut actually goes INTO the box spring. it’s like a sign from the universe.

get out of there cat. don’t pretend the diet coke is helping. you are still too fat to squeeze yourself in that box and pretend it’s a good fit.

get out of there cat. don’t pretend the diet coke is helping. you are still too fat to squeeze yourself in that box and pretend it’s a good fit.

get out of there cat. you are not diet coke. you do not have zero calories you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you are not diet coke. you do not have zero calories you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you do not belong in my diet coke box. you don’t have a hint of lime taste in you. you do not taste like citrus at all you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you do not belong in my diet coke box. you don’t have a hint of lime taste in you. you do not taste like citrus at all you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you cannot eat my leftovers. the reason they are in the back is because i am sick of you jumping in there all the time and trying to steal my food. you are not allowed to eat my leftovers or even be in the fridge at all cat now is that clear? 

get out of there cat. you cannot eat my leftovers. the reason they are in the back is because i am sick of you jumping in there all the time and trying to steal my food. you are not allowed to eat my leftovers or even be in the fridge at all cat now is that clear? 



I decided there is not enough internet space devoted to pictures of cats trying to fit into anything they can. So I have graciously decided to take on this challenge.

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