get off of there cat. you are not a maĆ®tre d’. you are more like the unsolicited food taster.
get out of there cat. you are not a decorative tablecloth.
what are you even doing cat? you have food upstairs. get off that girl and go eat your own food if you’re hungry.
what are you doing cat? you can’t play zombie in the middle of the dining room.
get down from there cat. you cannot read the morning paper and i won’t serve you breakfast at the table. you wouldn’t like bacon and eggs anyway.
get down from there cat. that is a placemat not a catmat. i eat dinner there and i would rather not have my plate and food covered in your fur.