Cats. Where they do not belong.

get out of there cat. you are not dishes or flatware.

04/27/13

c’mon cat. i’m trying to do the dishes.

04/19/13

get out of there cat. i already ran the rinse cycle.

03/13/13

get out of there cat. that is not your cave and mom hates it when you do that.

03/10/13

get out of there cat. you are not forks. you do not have tines.

02/19/13

cat you aren’t even dirty.

02/5/13

get out of there cat. the dishes won’t get any cleaner by you sitting in the dishwasher.

02/3/13

get out of there cat. those dishes are… actually, have at it. the butter doesn’t always wash away completely.

01/18/13

get out of there cat. you’ve never washed a dish in your life, and i doubt you’re going to start meow.

12/7/12

get out of there cat. you will not make my dishes clean.

11/16/12

get out of there cat. you are not the rinse cycle.

10/10/12

get off of there cats. you are not dishes.

10/3/12

you won’t like that as much once the door is closed.

10/2/12

no, i don’t need you to get the food scraps.

09/9/12

get off of there cat. these plates are clean; there are no food remnants for you to lick up.

08/27/12

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