cat, you’re not supposed to be on the bed. but i guess you can stay since you and the dog are getting along.
get out of there cat. that is not your bed, it is the dog’s bed, and he does not appreciate you sleeping there.
get out of there cat. you are not tasty crunchy doggy food. you are a little kitty. you’re lucky the dog is so patient.
get out of there cat. you are not dog food. you are my cuddle buddy and if the dog eats you i will be quite sad.
get out of there cat. that dog doesn’t want to just be your friend no matter what she says. i promise.
hey cat. cat, i think that’s my bed. cat, get off of that. cat… i… i guess i’ll just go sleep on the couch.
get out of there cat. the beagle is too chicken to ask for her bed back.
that’s a dog bed cat
get out from under there cat. you’re not a present.
get out of there cat. you are not dog food.
get off of there cat. the dog is not your throne.
it was raining cats and dogs what was i supposed to do.
no cat. the dog’s nose is not your pillow.
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