get out of there cat. you cannot wear my clothes nor is that a good place to hide.
get out of there cat. you are not a clothes.
get out of there cat. you are not my clothes. and stop with the judging. i’m not the one in a drawer.
get out of there cat. you cannot be folded.
get out of there cat. though you are soft, you are not laundry.
get out of there cat. i know i should have closed my drawer but leaving it open was not an invitation for you make it your bed.
get out of there cat. you are not a magazine therefore you do not belong in my magazine drawer.
what are you doing up there cat?! get down!
get out of there cat. you have some perfectly good kitty beds in the living room. you do not need to drag underwear behind the drawers to make yourself a bed.
get off of there cat. this just looks uncomfortable…
get down from there cat! you’re supposed to watch tv not sit on it!
get out of there cat. you are not my clothes.
get out of there cat. you are not a dresser drawer. you do not make my apartment smell of rich mahogany.
get out of there cat. that is a drawer for storage not a kitty crib.
one of these things is not like the others.