don’t you know cats aren’t allowed to drink wine and martinis??
get out of there cat. just having a tail doesn’t qualify you to make cocktails. you can not be a bartender. you are much too young.
get out of there cat. you are not a chilly beverage!
get out of there cat. you are not what i seek to quench my thirst…
get out of there cat. i don’t want your fur all over my cups. nothing is worse than hair in a drink.
get off of there cat. i’m thirsty and you’re in the way. i can’t drink you. i’d get fur in my mouth.
get out of there cat. there is no beer in there for you!