get out of there cat. can’t you see those are whites??
get out of there cat, you’re not laundry and you don’t need to be folded.
*psa to always check your dyers for curious kitties before starting the cycle*
now i know why my black t-shirt looks like a yeti slept on it.
get out of there cat. you are fluffy enough.
get out of there cat. stop assuming that you also may need drying along with the rest of the washing….
if you’re not going to help fold, get out of there, cat. you don’t even wear clothes. you are a cat, not a chihuahua.
comfy: check. smells nice: check. totally inappropriate for a cat: check.
get out of there cat. you are dry enough already
get out of there cat. you are not a dirty towel and you hated the time the dryer was turned on while you were in it.
(Yes, the submitter’s cat did actually do that. He had climbed in when we weren’t looking and didn’t realize it until the dryer started thumping. He wasn’t hurt, thankfully. PSA about leaving your dryer door open.)
get out of there cat. you are already dry.
yeah, not as comfy when they’re all wet, huh?
get out of there cat. you are not an astronaut and that is not a spaceship. it is a dryer and you still don’t belong there.
get out of there cat. i know it’s nice and warm in there but i have more laundry to do.