Cats. Where they do not belong.

get off of those cat. i think it’s a little too late for them.

get out of there cat. do you just like how it feels to sit in egg cartons? or do you want to lay eggs? who knows.

thanks, cat, but it’s a little too late to incubate those.

(via mostlycatsmostly)

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get out of there cat. you are not Easter egg dye. who would want black Easter eggs.

get out of there cat. you are not eggs. i cannot hard boil you. though you are a bit devilish.

get out of there cat. what are you doing in that egg carton? you are not an egg and I cannot make an omelet out of you. you do not have a high protein content. you are a cat.

get out of there cat. you cannot sit in an egg carton. i cannot use you to make breakfast food you are a cat. and just because you like breakfast doesn’t mean you can be it.

get out of there cat.  its too cold in there for a cat. and anyway i can’t even eat you. you are not food you are a cat. you probably would supply me with a good amount of protein but i don’t really want to eat you.

get off of there cat. if you were not allowed to sit on egg cartons before why would you be now? you do not even know how to cook eggs you are a cat.

get off of there cat. if you were not allowed to lay on the egg carton before why do you think you are allowed to now? because it is in the sun? well you are wrong cat egg cartons are never for laying on whether they’re in the sun or not. 

get off of there cat. you cannot use that egg carton as a pillow. where am i going to put all my eggs? more importantly, what did you do with all my eggs to get them out of there? did you give them to a bunny to lay on? well joke’s on you cat because bunnies don’t hatch eggs.