Cats. Where they do not belong.

sure cat, just roll around across my floor, not like i was trying to tidy or anything…

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get out of there cat. you are not soap suds. you do the opposite of clean my floors. maybe you could try tracking so much litter out of your box.

get off me cat. i got down on my hands and knees to play with you. i am not a perch.

get out of there cat. how did you even get my blanket on the floor?

what are you doing cat? you can’t play zombie in the middle of the dining room.

Background Info: The house was bought with an unfinished basement; there was no ceiling to speak of, so one was created. Pandora here found a way to crawl between the newly created basement ceiling and the floor of the living room above… we panicked the first time she did it and wondered if she was able to breathe well up there, so we made a small hole just in case… resulting in this gem!

look what you have done now cat. you have ruined our floor AND our ceiling. guess what the resale value of this house is now? thanks a lot cat.

goodness gracious cat. you have all that open floor and you have to lie on this one piece of paper? how am i supposed to clean up when you are lying on the things that need cleaning cat?

get off of there cat. you cannot sit on me while i work. i mean i am glad you’re not on the floor while i am fixing it but you cannot be on me either. and don’t say you’re helping me because you cannot help me with handiwork you are a cat.

what are you doing cat. i mean i guess you are not doing anything wrong by laying on the floor but why? that room is totally empty. there is no furniture, rugs, paper, computers or anything fun to lay on. just the carpet. i suppose i am glad you are not laying on any of those other things but this just seems out of character for you cat. are you feeling alright?