Cats. Where they do not belong.

don’t you even think about it cat. you already had your dinner.

05/10/13

no, cat, you can’t have the baby’s leftovers. you’re pickier than her anyway, do you really think you’ll like it?

05/9/13

get out of there. you literally finished eating 2 minutes ago.

05/7/13

i can see you. and i can see that putting a food cover over my food is useless. you win this time, cat. this time.

04/30/13

get down from there kitten. You don’t belong in the pantry, you are not delicious junk food.

04/25/13

get out of there cat. you do not belong in the dog’s food. unless you are the dog’s food.

04/23/13

get out of there cat. you’re not on the diet. don’t hog the celery.

04/19/13

come on cat, we just washed the mashed potatoes out of that.

04/18/13

oooh get away from there cat. that deliciousness is all mine.

04/17/13

get off of there cat. you are not a maître d’. you are more like the unsolicited food taster.

04/11/13

get out of there cat. you are not a tasty corn based snack.

04/11/13

get out of there cat. no soup for you!

04/8/13

get out of there cat. it’s my birthday and those are my tacos. they’re not your tacos. it’s not your birthday.

04/8/13

get out of there cat. you do not need to be refrigerated.

04/5/13

get out of there cat. you are not food. don’t look at me like that. it will not make you delicious.

04/3/13

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