yes i know you think the fridge is half empty, but i prefer to think of it as half full!
not fighting cats. the food in there is not for you anyways.
now part of a nutritious balanced diet!
i know you’re hungry but your bowl is full of kitten food.
so this is where you keep all the good stuff!
i can haz sandwich mom?
get out of there cat. you are not grapefruit.
get out of here cat. you don’t belong on my dinner plate.