Cats. Where they do not belong.

get out of there cat. you do not need to be refrigerated.

04/5/13

get out of there cat. you are not food. don’t look at me like that. it will not make you delicious.

04/3/13

get down from there cat. i know that it is almost time for your dinner.

04/1/13

get out of there cat. you’re not a fruit OR a vegetable.

04/1/13

stop stealing my food cat!

03/27/13

get out of there cat! you are not dry goods.

02/18/13

get out of there cat. i see you judging my Hamburger Helper. like you’re so health conscious. you eat actual plastic.

02/12/13

get out of there cat. stop jumping in the fridge every time i open it. every single time.

02/11/13

get out of there cat. you’re not a breakfast biscuit. i don’t want to eat you!

02/1/13

get out of there cat. you are not foodstuffs nor food receptacles therefore you have no need to be on this cupboard.

01/27/13

get out of there cat. you are not milk. you don’t even like cereal.

01/23/13

get away from there cat. you are not invited to the pizza party.

01/22/13

that is not how you eat. go home cat you are drunk.

01/21/13

get out of there cat. just because you can fit there doesn’t mean you can sit there!

01/20/13

get out of there cat! you don’t want to be dog food!

01/20/13

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