are you over water? must you go for richer things in life?
cat, i’m a vegetarian. i don’t think you are going to find anything you like in there.
get out of there cat. you’re not on the diet. don’t hog the celery.
what the-?! get down from there, little cat! you are not supposed to be on top of the refrigerator. that is not the right way to get attention. is this a cry for help?
get out of there cat. you do not need to be refrigerated.
get out of there cat. you’re not a fruit OR a vegetable.
get out of there cat. you are not a condiment.
get out of there cat. you are not a refrigerated item.
get out of there cats. not only would your hideaway be too cold, but I also don’t think you can survive on carrots, celery and beer.
you’re a bit too young to roast for dinner yet.
no one wants your stinky cheese, cat. you don’t need to guard it.
get out of there cat. stop jumping in the fridge every time i open it. every single time.
get out of there cat. you are not a delicious treat for me to eat.
get out of there cat. you are not milk. you don’t even like cereal.