we’ve gone over this. this is not where we keep the catfood.
cat, you may not need refrigeration but that doesn’t mean you belong in the pantry.
hey cat, if you wanted some spinach, all you had to do was ask nicely.
For at least the first year of his life, Bernard used to do this every time someone opened the refrigerator.
he has claimed the refrigerator as his kingdom.
get out of there cat. you are not vegetables.
we get it cat - you want food.
get outta there cat. you are not a perishable food item.
you’re not the food i’m looking for cat!