Cats. Where they do not belong.

get out of there cat. you’re not a melon.

get out of there cat. i don’t need your butt fur to dry off my fruit. the paper towel will suffice.

get out of there cat. you are not fruit. you did not grow on a tree. you will not provide me with vitamin c. 

get out of there cat.  you are not a papaya. 

get out of there cat.  you are not fruit.  you cannot be made into delicious jam or preserves. if i tried to spread you on bread and eat you i would just cough up a hairball.

get out of there cat. you are not fresh fruit. you are not any type of fruit. you are just a silly cat thinking that it is acceptable to sleep in boxes.

get off of there cat. that is my fruit table. you are not called “banana.” you are called “gilburt” therefore you are not a fruit and do not belong on the table. don’t act like being cute will save you.

get out of there cat. i left the cabinet open for 30 seconds and i come back to find you trying to eat my dried fruit. and now you’re bonding with my pots and pans? that cabinet is not for you. you are not a grocery or kitchen accessory you are a cat.

related: someone’s been watching disney.

get out of there cat. you are not a juicy green apple. i cannot bake you into a delicious fruit pie you are a cat.

related: tricky maneuvering

get out of there cat. you are not fruit. you have 0% of my daily value of vitamin c. that’s it cat i’m hiding the catnip.

get out of there cat. you cannot be in that bowl of fruit. clearly that bowl is not for you since it has fruit in it. and how did you get in under all that fruit anyway? that was some sneaky maneuvering cat.

get out of there cats. you cannot be in a fruit market. you cannot sell fruits you are cats.

get off of there cat. you cannot sit on fruit. cat hair is not part of what makes fruit good. and you can’t even eat fruit yourself you’re a cat.

get out of there cat. you cannot sit in that fruit bowl. you are not fruit you are a cat. you’re not even look like a fruit.