you are not washing, cat. you don’t even like water.
get out of there cat. you are not machine washable.
get out of there cat. you are not laundry. you are a cat.
we’ve been through this before cat. you are not laundry. get out of there.
get out of there cat. i do not even know how you got in there but you are not going in the wash so get out.
get out of there cat. you are not wash-machine friendly.
get out of there cat. you should not be in my hamper. you do not need to be washed.
get out of there cat. you are not laundry. you would not enjoy the cold/cold wash cycle.
get out of there cat. proper clothes don’t have eyes.
get out of there cat. this is not what i had in mind when i bought the second hamper.
get out of there cat. you are not dirty laundry. you dont even like getting a bath.
get out of there cat. if you can. then don’t get back in.
get out of there cat. you are not dirty laundry for my hamper.