get out of there cat. you are not a valid excuse for my children to leave their toys laying about.
get off of there cat. you are not a book. i cannot open you and escape into a world full of adventure. if I opened you, all i would find is a tummy full of kitty treats, and that is not very exciting.
get out of there cat. i know you’re depressed that there’s no more harry potter books but sleeping on them isn’t going to help any.
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get down from there cat. you are not a harry potter scholar. you can’t even read harry potter. i bet you wouldn’t even cry when sirius dies because you are so cold hearted.