stop taking selfies with my iPod.
um…cat. that’s for the ipod. you are not an ipod. you don’t play music. you are a cat.
get off of there cat. you make a horrible alarm clock because you have no snooze.
get out of here cat. no you cannot use my ipod and scrunchie to go to the gym. you don’t even have a membership.
get off of my ipod dock cat. one you are not an ipod. two you dont have a usb portal. three you are not filled with my favourite music. you dont even appreciate music you are a cat.
take those off cat. you can’t use my headset to listen to songs from my ipod. i know you’re a fan of lady gaga but you are a cat and you cannot understand the lyrics of her songs. besides i just bought that ipod the other day. you might break it and can’t afford to buy a new one.