get off of there cat. you are not the iron and I don’t want furry pants.
get off of there cat. you don’t have wrinkles that to be ironed.
get off of there cat. you are not a clothes. your wrinkles are permanent.
get off of there cat. believe me you do not want to be steamed and pressed.
get off of there cat. it’s not your turn yet.
get off of there cat. you are not starch.
get out of there cat. i am not going to iron and fold you. if you’re not careful though i will make you a kitty burrito in a towel.
get off of there cat. i’m not going to iron you. the smell of singed hair is not what i want wafting through my halls.
get off of there cat. i do not want to iron you. plus i’m out of starch.
get off of there cat. i do not want to infuse my newly wrinkle-free shirts with your dander. and why are you on the bed in the first place?
get down from there cat. you are not an iron. you do not have a water reservoir.
get off of there cat. you are not ironable. it says so clearly on your tag.
get off of there cat. you don’t want to be near that iron. i don’t want to get rid of your wrinkles because then i bet i’ll just have cat hair on my iron.
get off of there cat. you can’t iron nor can you be ironed. silly cat. this should be common sense.