get out of there cat. i just washed those jeans and am trying to dry them. surely they don’t need to be re-furred so soon.
get out of there ca…oh, all right.
really, cats? those JUST came out of the dryer.
i wouldn’t personally choose to use jeans as a pillow, cat… is it cuz they smell like me? okay i GUESS you can stay there till i want to wear them, cat.
get down from there cat. you cannot borrow my jeans.
get off of me cat. i’m not excited about the threads you’re going to tear in my new jeans when you inevitably fall over in your sleep and grab me for support.
get out of there cat. you wore those clothes yesterday. choose a new outfit.
get out of there cat. you are not cold weather clothes.
why are you wearing my pants? they don’t even fit you.
get out of there cat. i don’t want you in my pants. those pants don’t even fit you.
get out of there cat. you’re not trousers.
don’t you look at me like that. get out of there. those are my jeans you decided to snuggle in. i don’t care if they’re warm, clean, and look like a bed. i don’t want cat hair all over them.
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get out of there cat. i mean i literally just took those off. how did you get there so fast?
get out of there cat. those pants are too big for your. you’re at least two sizes smaller.